I thought I’d check my search queries for schatzi.me and I came up with the following searches:
- How do I get rid of the pimples on my boob?
- Why do I get zits on my face one week before my period
- Red dots forehead zits
- boobs disappear when i lie down
- booby pictures
Heh. 😀
What are some of your weird search queries?
I’ve banned search engines (namely Google, pfft) from my blog so I don’t get any funny queries any more — I used to get a lot of ones from my blog on Emma Watson though. Generally they were things like, “Emma Watson — fake!!!” and so on.
Are they expecting booby pictures from you, Tracy? 😛
Those are so weird! I wonder why people are so obsessed by boobs!? How do I view the queries for mine?
Thanks! I just set up Google Analytics and it seems to be working ok. Thanks for your help. 😀
Are you sure, you haven’t secretly turned into Amanda? Those are a loot of boob related issues people seem to have… XP
Hahaha! XD Booobs!
Mine are sort of boring at the moment. 😛 Most common lately have been “melissa”, “sims 2”, “toyger”, “moogle”, “300 spartans”, and “sexy nails”. I think its silly that I write ONE post about how weird this site about nail art is and those are a large number of my queries. 😛
Ahaha xD
The one I get most is ‘scary avatars.’ Not too exciting. It’s because my site’s name is Scary Fairy and I have an avatars section.
It would seem like you have to talk a lot about boobs and zits, but I don’t think I remember you ever doing that!
Here are some of mine:
reocurring dream of tornadoes while pregnant
how to get my boyfriend to want to hug and kiss me
scary things people do alone
crazy hobo gangsta
beyonce’s deodorant issue
can pms make you sad and feel weird
girls wanna see girls rude bits
i want to listen to zac efron music without having to buy or download anything
scary things you can do in the dark
sexy guy peek to his mom
My favourite is this one:
i accidentally applied hair conditioner to my body
Since I actually kind of blogged about that once 😛
Hey Tracy. Just stopping by to say Hi 🙂
I haven’t took a look lately at my search queries, but I know that the top 5 things always relate to Hannah Montana. All because I posted a snippet about how I was possibly going to go to one of her concerts with my sister. 😛 Now for some reason, people flock to my website in hopes of getting Hannah Montana graphics and stuff. It’s definitely weird what searches bring people into your site.