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Sep
13th
2013
Quotes I love from “Despicable Me”

I LOVE this movie. So much!

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And these are my favorite quotes, taken from imdb.com.

Gru: [to Miss Hattie] You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Gru: You have a face… Como un burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Well, thank you!

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[repeated line]
Gru: Light bulb!

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Edith: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Edith: Cool!

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Agnes: I like him. He’s nice.
Edith: He’s scary.
Agnes: Like Santa.

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Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru: No.
Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

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Gru: [reading book] “Three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, ‘Time for kittens to go to bed’.”
[looks up]
Gru: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?

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Agnes: [re the stuffed unicorn] He’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!

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Agnes: Why are you wearing your pajamas?
Vector: They’re not pajamas! It’s my warm-up suit.
Agnes: Why do you need warming up for?
Vector: For doing stuff.
Margo: What kind of stuff?
Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn’t understand.
Agnes: Like sleeping?

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Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!

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[repeated line]
Vector: Oh yeaaaaahhh!

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Aug
29th
2013
Pizza

The biggest Pizza in the City.
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Half Italian Sausage, half veggies.
I invited my boyfriend for a birthday dinner, we watched “Despicable Me 2” before that (cute movie, the first is cuter and funnier but pt.2 is good too).
The pizza is so big it hardly fits on the table (and plate) and guess what?! I ate it all!

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