I LOVE this movie. So much!
And these are my favorite quotes, taken from imdb.com.
Gru: [to Miss Hattie] You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Gru: You have a face… Como un burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Well, thank you!
Gru: Light bulb!
Edith: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Agnes: I like him. He’s nice.
Edith: He’s scary.
Agnes: Like Santa.
Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Gru: [reading book] “Three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, ‘Time for kittens to go to bed’.”
Gru: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
Agnes: [re the stuffed unicorn] He’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!
Agnes: Why are you wearing your pajamas?
Vector: They’re not pajamas! It’s my warm-up suit.
Agnes: Why do you need warming up for?
Vector: For doing stuff.
Margo: What kind of stuff?
Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn’t understand.
Agnes: Like sleeping?
Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!
Vector: Oh yeaaaaahhh!